Vers l'absurde

Sometimes, I just don't want to think of a title.

If you feel that you do not know exactly what I am asking, how it relates to what you learned in the course, and that you have no idea how to start answering these weird questions… Well, welcome to the world of science! Most important of all, have fun writing the essays!

Honest-to-God, that's what the professor wrote after the four essay questions he sent us for the final of that godawful molecular biology class I'm taking. It makes me want to cry. Or hit something, hard. Like the vodka bottle.

So I thought I'd finally fill this out, having been tagged by Dan ages ago, because I'm in no mood to be writing something perky and amusing, but I want to procrastinate on my work.

=== The Chain-Mail-Thing-That===
===Has-Nothing-To-Do-With-Mail-Or-Chains===

The Rules:

1. You can only say YES or NO!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone leaves a comment and asks!

Taken a picture naked? : yes
Made out with a member of the same sex? : no
Danced in front of your mirror? : yes
Told a lie? : yes
Gotten in a car with people you just met?: yes
Been in a fist fight? : no
Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? : yes
Been arrested? : no
Left your house without telling your parents? : yes
Ditched school to do something more fun? : yes
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? : yes
Seen someone die? : no
Kissed a picture? : no
Slept in until 3? : yes
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? : yes
Played dress up? : yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? : no
Felt an earthquake? : yes
Touched a snake? : yes
Ran a red light? : yes
Had detention? : no
Been in a car accident? : yes
Pole danced? : no
Been lost? : no
Sang karaoke? : yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? : yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? : no
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? : yes
Kissed in the rain? : yes
Sang in the shower? : yes
Got your tongue stuck to a pole? : no
Ever gone to school partially naked? : no
Sat on a roof top? : yes
Played chicken? : no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? : no
Been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? : yes
Broken a bone? : no
Mooned/flashed someone? : no
Forgotten someone’s name? : yes
Slept naked? : yes
Blacked out from drinking? : yes
Played a prank on someone? : yes
Felt like killing someone? : yes
Made a parent cry? : yes
Cried over someone? : yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? : yes
Had/Have a dog? : yes
Been in a band? : no
Drank 25 sodas in a day? : no
Shot a gun? : no
Joined HellSpace?: yes
Does that make you a hypocrite?: yes
Did you find your boss half naked or in a red cowboy hat on HellSpace?: no
Did this make HellSpace worth it?: no
Is it still dumb?: yes

Enjoy. I'm not tagging anyone, per se, but if you're bored and looking to procrastinate, feel free to take it up. I'm returning to my essays, for the more quickly they are done, the sooner true summer comes for me.