vendredi 11 mars 2005

Fun foods.

Seriously, Japanese descriptions of things in English are sometimes so damn funny.

This is for a gummy muscat candy. In case you can't read the description of the candy, it is described as follows:
It's translucent color so alluring and taste and aroma so gentle and mellow offer admiring feelings of a graceful lady. Enjoy soft and juicy.
I mean, there are so many jokes that can be made, but I won't go there (namely because I am sick, as in I have the flu and might die any moment I hate being sick, and therefore not creative, and I am trying to get better because some 30-odd people are descending upon my apartment tonight for my party and I BETTER NOT BE SICK ANYMORE BY THEN DAMMIT as I have a daube de boeuf and many different kinds of salsa to make.)