jeudi 10 mars 2005

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Think of the most annoying person you know. It shouldn't be that hard, I mean, think of the one person, anytime s/he opens her/his mouth, you want to rip out her/his vocal cords. For me, it's this girl who means well, I suppose (or so people keep telling me), but she is utterly useless yet completely attention-seeking and can't handle her job and OHMYGOD she talks ALL the damn time and JUST STICK A CORK IN IT ALREADY. To top it off, she can't dress, she has utterly no sense of style, and she's short and very disproportionately large-chested and OHMYGOD the voice, MAKE IT STOP. STOP TALKING NOW.

Then imagine how it would be, when you found out she had A PORN SITE.


I admit, I am fairly well-endowed, but OH MY HOLY SHIT. I am NOWHERE near that. NOWHERE. I mean, ACK! She is a DOUBLE G. THAT'S RIGHT. I swear, she's big in person, but DOUBLE G?! I didn't even know they made bras that large.

How in the hell am I going to be able to look her in the face again? I mean, honestly.

(You want to know how I found this? She told one of my friends. And now I'm telling you, to pass on the utter pain and agony.)